People look at me with judgement when I tell them that I do not get along with the other residents of my building. But I think I have a few very good reasons as to why I do NOT get along with these people. AT ALL.
Case in point: Last night. I about murdered someone.
I got back from my night out around 1:15. I had my cousin and her friend in tow (they visited me this weekend). We got ready for bed, and were all sound asleep instantly.
I was shaken awake around 2:45 by my cousin's friend. The fire alarm was going off. We packed up and went outside, grumbling. The alarm turned off, and we trudged back inside, and got back into bed. INSTANTLY the alarm went off again. I used several choice words as I hauled myself out of bed again. The alarm turned off halfway down the stairs, and I turned RIGHT around and headed back to bed. Unfortunately, the girls in my hall did not do the same. They sat outside their rooms, gossiping and laughing. Sorority girls, drunk off their asses from fraternity Valentine's pledge parties, tromped up and down the halls, in and out of the bathrooms, slamming doors behind them. I wanted to HIT them. It was 3:30 in the fucking morning. GO TO SLEEP.
Then we heard someone say "The light is still flashing. Should we go outside?" My cousin's friend nervously sat up and wondered the same thing. My roommate, still a little drunk, grumbled at her to go back to sleep.
And then, there was a knock at the door.
Oh God, WHY ME?!
The RA had come to tell me that there had actually been a fire in the building, and we were being displaced to Schultz until further notice.
FUCKING BITCHES, WHO LIT A FIRE? I HATE YOU.
Again, pack up, grumble, trudge outside. Walk through snow and ice to Schultz. Find a dark corner and curl up. Try to ignore the drunk sorority girls, try to restrain myself from beating up the girl who decided to sing, and try not to give death stares to the boys who are "exploring". It is 3:45 AM. I am not a happy camper.
The AC asks us to be quiet, and then tells us what happened.
Basically, a drunk asshole decided that it would be hilarious to pull the fire extinguisher on ground floor Walker. (BTW, Walker is connected to Brooks and Walker Annex. 3 dorms in 1. Approximately 400 people). The extinguisher released a thick, fire extinguishing dust, full of fine particles that set off the alarm. Once the building alarms in one hallway, the whole building alarms. The dust looks like smoke, and people thought it was an actual fire. Housekeeping had to clean it all up to stop the alarms from alarming. Someone was facing federal felony charges and expulsion.
I WANT TO KILL THIS PERSON. WHO THINKS THAT IS A GOOD IDEA? I HATE THAT DUMB ASSHOLE.
And although this was only limited to one, maybe two people in the building, my hatred continues to grow for my building-mates. I am tired and cranky and grumpy and hope that someone seeks revenge. And the gaggle of girls giggling loudly outside my door now is not helping.
It's probably best for the safety of everybody else if I just isolate myself for a little bit. I am still not a happy college student. At. All.
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